Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet
The last building to your left on a dead-end street.
Youll find skeleton bones outside on the pavement
And torture chambers down in the basement.
Cobwebs hangin' over your head
And music bein' played by the grateful dead.
And spinnin' on the turntables back to back
Is no other than my main man wolfman Jack.
The M. C. of the night rappin' to the tunes
Is the creature from the black lagoon.
There's a sign on the door that can't be missed
It reads 'Enter
but at your own risk'
'Cause people been reported goin' in the haunted house
But never again seen comin' out.
You ask me if it's true
Ill leave it up to you
Here's an invite
I hope I see you tonight.
We sent out invitations for weeks and weeks
We invited in all kinds of creeps
Like Dr. Jeykl and Mr. Hyke
the Adams family and the monster five
The invisible man
where could he be? We know he got inside the party free.
One of these days they're gonna catch him red-handed
If not for sneakin' in free
for being a booty bandit.
The bartender was cute
but kinda hairy
And Dracula was killin' those Bloody Marys.
He got drunk as a skunk
and started trouble all night
But everybody knew his bark was worse than his bite.
It was the only place for you to be
The first 200 witches in the party were free.
And all was well until the clock struck 12
Everybody jumped up and started raisin' hell.
They were screaming'
they were breakin'
they were foaming at the mouth
Just minor side effects of the haunted house.
You'll have haunted dreams in your sleep
You'll be tossin' and turnin' to the funky beat.
Frankenstein was there with some crazy little chick
I think she said her name was 'Voodoo an a stick'.
She had a big fat head and a skinny body
I couldn't be caught with her alone
let alone at a party.
Egor was there with the monster crew
I seen everybody there except you.
Why didn't you come
weren't you prepared
Or could it be that you were scared
It's just not fair that you couldn't be there
Because you really missed a lot and I'm tellin' you
We really brought the place down
At the haunted house of rock.
Song For Your Enjoyment
The Haunted House Of Rock
Whodini
October 13, 2009
Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet
The last building to your left on a dead-end street.
Youll find skeleton bones outside on the pavement
And torture chambers down in the basement.
Cobwebs hangin' over your head
And music bein' played by the grateful dead.
And spinnin' on the turntables back to back
Is no other than my main man wolfman Jack.
The M. C. of the night rappin' to the tunes
Is the creature from the black lagoon.
There's a sign on the door that can't be missed
It reads 'Enter
but at your own risk'
'Cause people been reported goin' in the haunted house
But never again seen comin' out.
You ask me if it's true
Ill leave it up to you
Here's an invite
I hope I see you tonight.
We sent out invitations for weeks and weeks
We invited in all kinds of creeps
Like Dr. Jeykl and Mr. Hyke
the Adams family and the monster five
The invisible man
where could he be? We know he got inside the party free.
One of these days they're gonna catch him red-handed
If not for sneakin' in free
for being a booty bandit.
The bartender was cute
but kinda hairy
And Dracula was killin' those Bloody Marys.
He got drunk as a skunk
and started trouble all night
But everybody knew his bark was worse than his bite.
It was the only place for you to be
The first 200 witches in the party were free.
And all was well until the clock struck 12
Everybody jumped up and started raisin' hell.
They were screaming'
they were breakin'
they were foaming at the mouth
Just minor side effects of the haunted house.
You'll have haunted dreams in your sleep
You'll be tossin' and turnin' to the funky beat.
Frankenstein was there with some crazy little chick
I think she said her name was 'Voodoo an a stick'.
She had a big fat head and a skinny body
I couldn't be caught with her alone
let alone at a party.
Egor was there with the monster crew
I seen everybody there except you.
Why didn't you come
weren't you prepared
Or could it be that you were scared
It's just not fair that you couldn't be there
Because you really missed a lot and I'm tellin' you
We really brought the place down
At the haunted house of rock.